Friday, December 3, 2010

Embarrassment in O-Town

Well I guess we really showed him, eh Ottawa?

Never again will a prima donna malcontent hockey player dare to hold a gun to the head of this franchise; this city. Not after witnessing the retribution that was handed out last night on Scotiabank ice.

Yeah, right!

With 20,000 17,462 blood thirsty fans looking on the Sentors had four million reasons to make life miserable for their former brother in arms. Alas, they stayed true to the meek proud tradition of this franchise. They rolled over They "ran into a hot goaltender".

Like a playoff game against the Leafs.

How pedictable disappointing.

Enemy number one, Dany freakin’ Heatley steps into our house last night with that goofy grin a look of determination and singlehandedly destroys the very team he shafted rejected 18 months ealier. The balding temperamental superstar and his San Jose Globetrotters Sharks ran wild over the hapless Washington Ottawa Senators on their way to an embarrassing 3-0 blanking.

What’s worse, the Sens rolled out the red carpet for the ingrate turncoat star right winger, allowing him to roam as he pleased all night without so much as laying a finger on him. The only thing they didn’t do is offer up a few virgins for the guy.

Disgraceful Typical Unfortunate.

To steal a phase from the Jackie Chiles character from Seinfeld, it was a public humiliation!

There was plenty of blame to go around on the Senators side: Filip Kuba stunk struggled with turnovers all night, Milan Mihalik stunk still showed signs of nagging knee troubles, Eric Karlson stunk appeared lost on the ice, Jason Spezza stunk simply did not compete and Alex Kovalev stunk.

The only one who bothered to show up it seemed was goaltender Pascal Leclaire. Given the amount of work he had it’s amazing that he didn’t get hurt the score wasn’t more lopsided.

The home town crowd did manage to salvage a shred of dignity in the third however when a group of drunken pissed-off humiliated dedicated Senator supporters rushed to the glass and chucked their Heatley T-shirts onto the ice in protest and were then immediately escorted to Eugene’s suite out of the building.

At least someone in this city has some backbone!